The Irresponsible Captain Tylor
We may be off the maps... Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
...but let's stay on this voyage. Chizu ni Nai Tabi Tsuzukeyou
I will be holding, never let you go.
Whatever we may want... Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
...we'll take as we need. Hoshimono wa Tsukamu no sa
So let's just go wherever we please! Omoi no Mama Yukou!
Make me your partner... Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
...on this journey. Kotoba yori Tashikana Koto
One that you trust more than words! Michizure ni Shite
Come on now and sail away for future! Imasugu sail away for future
Things are waiting... Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
...that we've never seen before! Mishiranu Nanika ga Matteru sa
Just take your cares... Kodawari Minna Sutetara
...and throw them all away. Kodawari Minna Sutetara
Come together, just think of tomorrow.
Let's go!
IN DEMOTION DOES A WOMAN BLOOM
Master Sergeant Cryburn!
Aren't you in charge of shipboard cleaning today?
I don't remember anyone telling me about it.
You... You don't remember?!
Hey, Sarge. Didn't you say you...
...switched off cleaning duty with Lieutenant Andressen?
Switched off?!
Maybe I did.
No one filed a report with me!
And I thought Lieutenant Andressen was on watch tonight...
Then who's on watch?!
Busy little gal, ain't she?
I knew it! No one's here!
Whoa, what's with you?
I take it you switched off with Lieutenant Andressen?
No, I'm filling in for Kim.
Lieutenant Kim?!
She says night duty's bad for her skin.
Bad for her skin?!
Something wrong?
What do you think?
Nighty-night.
Captain!
Even if nothing's supposed to happen out here in the demotion sector...
...you have a duty as captain to enforce even the smallest rules!
Mm, yes. She's right! No matter how quiet it is...
...a soldier's life must be well disciplined at all times!
If you agree, why haven't you, the first officer...
...acted on your own to fix this mess?
I'm terribly sorry...
For heaven's sake!
Well?!
Yuriko, your skin's looking a little dry.
Someone as pretty as you should take better care of it.
Leave my appearance out of this!
Right, right. I won't mention it.
But even if I don't, you're still pretty.
Good morning!
Lipstick, huh?
Yeah, it looks good on you. I really envy girls.
Are you familiar with the rules for being on duty, Lieutenant Kim?
As long as they don't interfere with my job...
...I believe wearing makeup and accessories is allowable.
Under normal circumstances, perhaps.
But we're currently flying in the demotion sector.
Demotion...
...is not normal!
Could you stop going on about the ship being downgraded?
Things are depressing enough around here.
I'm sorry.
I mean, I know how hard this is, but if headquarters sees...
...that we're following regs better than we were before...
...then they might get us reassigned.
She's right.
Oh? But isn't it the other way around?
Being out in the demotion sector...
...and out of sight of those HQ tight-asses...
...means we can act any way we want to!
You should really loosen up a little, Commander.
Exactly.
That'll keep us out here forever!
Am I wrong?
Sounds fine to me!
Captain!
Guess I'm right.
Um, surely we don't have to do this, Commander Star!
Why don't we try what we did last time?
We won't get them to obey us by just tricking them!
Unless we lead by example, no one will follow us!
Of course you're right.
Allow me to agree with you completely.
Great job, guys!
Lieutenant Kim!
Doesn't seeing Commander Star setting an example and...
...cleaning the ship like this mean anything to you?!
Oh? Am I on cleaning duty?
Neither the commander nor I have cleaning duty. However...
If you're telling me I have to help you, that's fine.
I just wish you'd told me sooner. It's going to ruin my manicure.
Why, you!
Never mind, Lieutenant.
I'd prefer she do a better job while on duty.
Aye, aye!
Thanks for cleaning the ship!
What are you doing in those clothes?!
Mr. Tylor thinks it's boring to just wear uniforms all the time...
...and said we can wear civvies as long as we're not on alert.
So we're just taking advantage of his offer.
See you!
Did they...
Did they just say it was the captain's orders?
Lieutenant Katori! Where did the captain go?!
Huh? Um... I dunno.
Commander!
And it's so nice and quiet out there, too...
Hi!
I hear you're building something cool, Charly.
Damn it, watch where you're going!
For Pete's sake... That was close!
Promise you'll tell me as soon as it's done!
Captain!
Did you authorize the crew to wear civvies on duty?!
Or is the crew just mistaken?
Aw, come on, it's not a big deal.
Look, everyone's so bored around here!
Miss Kim, you look great!
Thank you!
Huh?
Lieutenant Kim! Even if the captain is allowing this...
...do you think you can respond to an emergency dressed like that?
We'll be fine! We're not going to have any emergencies out here!
Commander, if you don't loosen up...
...all that stress is going to ruin your skin.
And you...
And you consider yourself a professional soldier?!
Pardon me, but doesn't being a soldier mean that...
...I'm ready for an emergency no matter how I'm dressed?!
Stop judging people by their appearances!
You overblown hall monitor!
What did you call me?!
Captain, is there anything wrong with how I'm dressed?
No, you look great.
How good she looks isn't the point!
Is this appropriate dress for carrying out one's duties?!
First of all, wearing civvies on duty is against the regs!
Well, if you say so...
Captain, are you canceling the order?!
Captain!
Ladies... Can't we all just get along?
So, just by putting on that helmet...
...I can play virtual reality Whack-a-Mole?
Despite appearances, I was really into gadgets when I was a kid.
And I've mastered practically every game there is.
Whoa! Hold it!
I haven't programmed a virtual hammer yet...
...so it's a little dangerous.
Um, Commander? May I help you?
No, thank you.
Confirming onboard weapons stores...
...and checking the ship's safety systems is my job.
You just do your job, Lieutenant.
Right...
Why don't you take a walk around the ship?
Right! Excuse me.
Lieutenant Kim, aren't you taking this a little too far?
I said I'm not goofing off.
I don't really think that's the problem.
My, isn't this sector quiet?
If you say so, sir, but I'm having a hard time...
...keeping stray RF hash out of our main systems.
Oh. Sorry.
It's embarrassing, your getting caught up in a girls' quarrel.
That's easy for you to say, Doctor.
But the military doesn't teach us how to resolve them.
What's the captain doing about it?
Nothing, as usual.
That may be the only thing to do.
You must be... Ow!
You must be joking!
If this goes on, what will happen if there's an emergency?
They're both soldiers. Don't forget that.
But...
Well, your worrying won't change the situation.
Lieutenant Kim, it's time for your scheduled report.
I made it a while ago.
I wasn't told about a schedule change.
When not on alert, small schedule changes don't have to be reported.
Get her! Get her!
It'd be fun if they actually started throwing punches.
Think they'd go that far?
Their pride would never let them do it.
Aw, I want some action!
Lieutenant Kim!
There's a strange circuit open on board. What's going on?!
Uh-oh! They've spotted it!
Can we help you, Lieutenant?
Tapping the bridge is considered a treasonable offense.
No one ever told me that!
If you don't want to be court- martialed, then cut the crap!
When did you suddenly get all high and mighty?
You wearing that getup to turn the captain on?
I've NEVER used my being a woman to get ahead!
That little bastard...
Definitely not a "bastard," Lieutenant.
Do you wanna die?!
So, who's got watch tonight?
I'm on tonight.
And no matter what happens, I'll be ready for it.
Lieutenant, I'll switch off with you tonight.
I still have some onboard safety checks to run.
But Commander Star, you were on last night.
When I joined the Force, I came prepared to...
...do the same work as any man. Don't worry.
Working at night is bad for your skin.
If I were just concerned with personal appearance...
...I wouldn't have joined the military!
You're a strong- hearted girl, Yuriko.
Well, do a good job tonight!
I'm going to sleep, too, so I can be prepared for an emergency.
Good night!
See you later.
Um...
Please go.
I'm hungry.
So, what do I wear tomorrow?
If I were just concerned with personal appearance...
...I wouldn't have joined the military!
Well, of course!
Red high heels...
A fire!
It's locked!
Commander!
It won't open! And the fire's in here!
Charly might be in there!
Lieutenant! What's going on?!
What's going on? Wait, who's inside then?
The captain! The captain's in there!
Captain!
We'll have to break it down.
The Hammers!
Wait!
Captain!
Charly, do you have an extinguisher system in here?!
Kim?!
I've used them before for fires in the comm room!
This is the best way to fight them!
Come on! Follow me!
What are you waiting for?!
Hurry up and bring more extinguishers!
What's up, guys?
CAPTAIN!
Commander...
The captain's burns aren't very serious.
God, I guess you can't predict when an emergency might happen.
Well, I've been in the Force a little longer than you...
...so I expect disaster to strike when I least expect it.
I'm sorry for the way I've been acting.
Drink?
If it's dry.
Picky, aren't we?
Doctor, let me have some!
Idiot! There's no alcohol for the wounded!
Anyway, it looks like you were right, Doctor.
Good grief... Women's relationships...
Well, thanks to the captain's little accident...
...we're getting some fair weather after the storm.
Captain?
Christ, can't he ever keep still?
I thought being assigned to this ship...
...would be a quick ticket to battle.
I wouldn't figure you to volunteer for front-line duty.
Well, I thought that having to fight for my life...
...would help to bring it more into focus.
War's a matter of life and death.
Commander?
What?
Why did you join up?
Can't you tell? I think if I weren't in the Force...
...with a lot of clear-cut rules for everything...
...I'd just end up drifting in my life.
Strange to think how weak I really am.
Really? You, Commander?! I'd never guess it!
Having fun? Here.
You're being unusually considerate, Captain.
Thanks.
Well, Commander, no matter where we go...
...we find people who never understand anything.
Perhaps.
I feel sorry for you.
The person who just doesn't get anything is your captain.
Would you get a clue?!
I think I'm starting to understand you.
I just wish she'd start to understand me.
I think of who I am...
...and think that I may be the one who's drifting.
Those red high heels looked good on you.
But it just didn't feel right wearing them anymore.
You wanted someone to see them, didn't you?
Oh, it doesn't matter now.
Now that you've complimented them, I'll throw them away!
Well, then, can you give them to me?
Oh? You wear high heels?
Hey, I AM a woman, you know.
And who will you wear them for?
I don't know. But I'll wear those red high heels someday!
Exactly! We're women, but still soldiers!
And soldiers, but still women!
And we decide which comes first?
Case by case.
Brilliant as always! Here's to you, Commander!
And here's to red high heels!
Um, can I have some?
And silence returns.
In demotion sector S-4...
...like a gentle breeze, silence returns to...
...the United Planets Space Force destroyer Soyokaze.
The Irresponsible Captain Tylor Next Episode
If you meet a lovely girl by a lake on the night of a full moon...
...it's probably a dolphin playing a trick on you.
But if you meet another captain at midnight, it just might be!
Next time, "The Day the Soyokaze Vanished."
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All he has to do is just... Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
...walk around downtown. Machi o Aitsu ga Aruiteru dake de
He's a playful man who catches... Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
...the eyes of all who he meets. Nandemo Ki o Hiku Ochame na Yatsu sa
Oh! That's why, you see... Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
...he'll be our hero from now on. Aa, Dakara sa Sou Kore kara Shuyaku
So, let's begin... Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
...the countdown for the change! Henshin Byouyomi o Shite yo!
Take a deep breath, and one two. 12345 Ikizugi o One Two
Now stride out... Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
...with your head held high. Saa Kore kara Kuridasou
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